Happy Tea Salesman 

Epic 😎, she sells tea. Proud member of the horny police

Fin: Happy Tea Salesman is the model Horny Police member

Happy Tea Salesman by TheUnknownDogger October 13, 2020

salesman 

A person whose job is not to sell you the things you need but what you dont.

A particular computer salesman at Sim Lim Square.

salesman by pfennig May 11, 2007

salesmonkey 

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

salesmonkey by Matt February 9, 2004

manure salesman 

(n). See shit spreader.

I really hanging out with Alex. It's too bad that I found out that he was a major manure salesman.

manure salesman by boggler December 28, 2005

car salesman 

One of the shiftiest occupations a someone can take. Car salesman earn commision from whatever they sell and will lure, lie, mislead, con, deceive people into buying a car. This is especially true when it comes to used cars.

A car salesman ranks 9.5/10 on the shifty scale along with the real estate agents, politicians and professional con men.

car salesman by Skyboy September 24, 2005

camel salesman 

Scapegoat that makes for excellent trollbait.

Extremely good at (homo)

Where has that scapegoat Camel Salesman gone again for me to e-bully! my e-wang is lacking.
*shakes fist*

CAMEL SALESMAN SHUTUP SHUT UP SHUTUHPSTUHPSTHUSPTUHSPTUHSU !!!!
*shakes fist*

Hyosung.
*shakes fist*

Your mum left poo all over my fist!
*shakes fist*

camel salesman by Angus Fantapube. April 24, 2008

anti-salesman 

A guy named Todd who doesn't like to sell things to his customers, even though he is a "salesman"

Customer
"hey Todd, I really like this tool you have here on your display"
Todd
"nah, you don't want to buy that, I heard it sucks"
Co-worker
"why are you such an anti-salesman?"
Todd
"Huh? what does that mean?"
*drool*...

anti-salesman by oinkymcporkchop June 15, 2011