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"Sh*t the bed". Used when something particuarly unfortunate occurs.
Examples include, sh*tting the bed or even worse going home early after a night out in Liverpool, returning back to your unnamed hotel and soiling the carpet and walls (?) of a whole hotel corridor. Of course, to emphasise your stupidity, you will first take off the majority of your clothes, 'hide' them in a hotel cleaning cupboard for no apparent reason and alert the german workmen staying in the same hotel of the treat you've created outside their door by banging on it loudly shouting "2 world wars and 1 world cup".

You will of course complete the embrassing episode by losing your watch, wallet and mobile phone and then be "showered down" by one of the disgusted hotel bar staff (who will have found you unconscious).

Your first comment in the morning will thus be; "S.T.B".
S.T.B by James Britton February 1, 2006
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S.T.E.A.L. 

A little-known term used in the U.S military, typically used in the U.S. Marine Corps which stands for Strategically Taking Equipment to Another Location. It is a term used to justify taking something that doesn't really belong to you when questioned by a superior who feels the action is immoral. STEALing most likely oocurs while on deployment to a far away country.
Situation dictates use:
1) A marine STEALing toilet paper from another unit's bathroom (head) in order to meet his unit's hygenical needs= Good
2) A Marine STEALing a DVD player from the (PX) Post Exchange= Shoplifting,which is bad (unless there is an acronym for "SHOPLIFT" which would justify taking something from a place where people normally purchase goods in exchange for money)
Marine to battle buddy: "After that unit over there leaves their tent for duty, I'm going to S.T.E.A.L. a sleeping bag to make up for the one that was taken from me." (Remember, there is only one thief in the Marine Corps; Everyone else is trying to get their shit back)
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S.T.F.U. 

An abbreviated form of:

Shut The Fuck Up

Often used in the popular internet comic "Little Gamers" and on internet message board and chat rooms across the nation.
The Sims is teh suxorz.
S.T.F.U!!!!11
S.T.F.U. by molly November 15, 2003

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is a name of series of popular PC games (Shadow of Chernobyl, Clear Sky, Call of Pripyat), in which many fractions of people called "S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s" are waging wars for a land around Chernobyl nuclear power plant (AKA the Zone), which hides artefacts with weird physical properties. These artefacts are extremely valuable.

The acronym S.T.A.L.K.E.R. stands for:

Scavenger
Trespasser
Adventurer
Loner
Killer
Explorer
Robber

That is really a good description of what most stalkers really are, although the acronym only makes sense in english.

The difference between S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and stalker is that one of them is a job and the other one is a mental sickness.
Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

- Ukrainian soldiers guarding right before opening fire.
"S.T.F." is the acronym for "Seed To Finish."
All their cannabis products are, "S.T.F.," they grow the cannabis, process and sell
S.T.F by emilejfagerstromiv July 3, 2019
Stronger Than All Crew

Based out of modesto california stretching to who gives a fuck.

Basic Hardcore crew from Cali. Its getting pretty big.

Don't know who started it, Just don't get in their way

You'll see em at shows wearing their tag or shirt.
"You hit them, they Destroy everything."
"They own their scene."

S.T.A.C
S.T.A.C by XdisniggaX December 17, 2008

S.T.O.P. 

S....Shave
T...That
O...Overgrown
P.....Pussy
S.T.O.P. by PhiLdO Szyller December 26, 2006