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Reality Slip 

The thus unproven theory by which reality slips into an alternate universe resulting in mass ignorance and denial about observable cause and effect in social, economic and environmental patterns that empirical data clearly shows to be true. Reality Slip has been most observed in rural areas, the American South, and red states, though it can occur anywhere at any time.
Interesting speech Ms. Palin, you looked great, except your reality slip was showing.
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reality shifting 

reality shifting is when mentally ill teenage girls think its possible to move your subconscious from this reality to another using different methods. it became popular on tiktok in 2021 from posts of teenagers claiming they went to hogwarts. what this actually is is lucid dreaming. lucid dreaming is a dream that feels real, and you can control different elements of it. reality shifters refuse to believe that reality shifting is the same thing as lucid dreaming, and their main argument is that reality shifts can last for months. many of these people are simply lying, however the brain can trick you into thinking dreams last months. if a reality shifter ever tells you they can shift for months or years at a time, tell them to learn a new language by tomorrow. this completely shuts down their point as they will not actually be able to learn a language in one dream.

if you have gotten interested in reality shifting and know it's not real but wish it was, do some research on lucid dreaming! it feels completely real and has lots of scientific evidence.
mentally ill teenager: i was reality shifting last night, and it really worked! i shifted to hogwarts last night!
person with an iq above 50: you mean you lucid dreamt last night?
mentally ill teenager: NO!! IT WAS A REAL REALITY!!
person with an iq above 50: okay emily...
reality shifting by bigfella23432 January 14, 2022

Reality Show Off 

A reality show person who changes behavior, usually more obnoxious, when the cameras are rolling.
John is always trying to be a bad ass when the cameras are rolling on that show. He's really just a wuss. What a reality show off.
Reality Show Off by ideofrenik February 22, 2012

TRUMP ALTERNATE REALITY SYNDROME (TARS) 

The condition wherein Donald Trump's (deplorable) base ignores his countless lies, and ignores his countless misstatements of facts. These loyal followers, suffering from T.A.R.S., choose to give their leader/ paper tiger, a PASS on all the diarrhea that spews forth from his mouth. These sufferers live in a dimension where facts don't matter. "Alternative Facts" are an acceptable substitute.
At the Thanksgiving dinner table, I listened in disbelief as my redneck Uncle Cletus, who suffers from Trump Alternate Reality Syndrome (TARS), waxed philosophic about Donald Trump's "record-breaking inauguration crowds".

Reality Show Writer 

(n) An easy way out of explaining unemployment or a euphemism for being unemployed.
Jill: So what exactly do you do for a living?
Michael: I'm a Reality Show Writer.
Jill: Wow, that sounds very interesting.
Michael: Well, it's actually quite boring, if you must know.
Reality Show Writer by kishmich April 27, 2010

Reality Shifting 

A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.
Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!

reality shifting 

Person A : " Yesterday I was reality shifting"

Person B: " That's called Lucid dreaming "