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Ray Charles 

An act often performed by an ugly man to conceal his attractiveness. Involves the ejaculation by the male into the female's eyes which blinds her temporarily for the rest of the sexual encounter.
Yo dude, did you see Kim Martin's eyes today? I think she got the Ray Charles. Nah dude, she just got mushroom stamped by 8 black dudes.
Ray Charles by LongJohnSilvers December 28, 2005

Ray Charles 

The act of cumming in the females eyes to make her go blind. The Ray Charles
Im sorry about your sister, maybe she shouldn't have had Ray Charles last night
Ray Charles by Pupucashu June 5, 2008

Ray Charles 

A sexual act involving two parties, where one party cums over the others eyes, simulating the lack of color/pupils in a blind person, and then proceeds to take a shit and smear it over the cum to simulate the cool shades.
Oh man, I was with my girlfriend last night and I totally Ray Charles'd her.

I can't find anyone that will let me Ray Charles them.
Ray Charles by edgecrusherO0 July 5, 2010

ray charles 

1)When someone has something important that they can never use.
2)If something has been most likely intrepreted incorrectly but its not realized until its to late.
Guy one: Dude look Ray Charles has a tab book. You can learn to play like him.
Guy 2: Why does he have a book? It's not like he could ever have read it. How do we know its his own work? He could never have written it down beacues he was blind.

or

Dude 1) The Ray Charles book is done.
Dude 2) How do you know? He didnt write the songs down, you did. ASS
ray charles by meconfused June 20, 2006

ray charles 

a shooter half green chartruise half jose cuervo with a dash of tobasco sauce. Often drank by drunk people to get more drunk quickly.
it's 10 mins til closing! Ray Charles? *pointing*
ray charles by MIND May 30, 2006

Ray Charles 

this is a pretty grose sexual position for people who may have or want to have a defication fetish. you shit on the female's eyeballs so she cant see you then you give her anal.
I gave this chick the ray charles and after that i took a golden shower.
Ray Charles by rylinds December 1, 2006