a purple-headed womb ferret

an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis

by l dawg n b rad September 18, 2003

Purple Headed Custard Chucker

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.

by Dr Dock November 30, 2003

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

by Mikey Cee April 24, 2006

She reached down and caressed my purple headed yogurt fighter...

by Mike Hunttt December 12, 2007

What's that in your trousers? It's my purple headed womb broom

by LucoTheFish September 21, 2006

That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.

by kfed34 June 13, 2010

For dessert I recommend my Purple Headed Custard Spitter

by BigVern December 7, 2010