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Quick Access Popup

An unexpected boner emerging from an accidently left open fly.
Joe was sporting a Quick Access Popup at the church BBQ. Mildred was mortified.
Quick Access Popup by Scottk_1216 February 29, 2024

poppin' bubbles 

making shit up, saying crap, talking bullshit. like when you pop bubble wrap, its just noise that pisses everyone off except the person poppin' the bubbles
1) Damn, that girl makes up so much crap -- if her lips are moving, she poppin' bubbles.
2) Got in trouble at work today cuz my lying-ass boss wuz poppin' bubbles about my battitude.
3) Damn, she so ratchet -- she need to ditch that nasty weave, stop poppin' bubbles about why she cant find a job & just move her fat ass off the couch.
4) Dude, he actually said that bubble wrap was a legit musical instrument -- the dumbass was poppin' bubbles about poppin' bubbles.
poppin' bubbles by Tulip2u February 28, 2017

Peter Popper 

The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.
"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"
Peter Popper by SoggyWetToast August 21, 2013

come to poppa 

An often whispered enticement for a desired outcome in gambling, games, money or love.
You sweet little thing in your sheer teddy, COME TO POPPA!
come to poppa by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Dent Popper 

When you get fresh with a woman and you find out that one of her nipples is inverted so you have to perform a “Dent Popper” on the problem area by violently and swiftly sucking on the nipple until you feel it pop back out in your mouth.
I was getting fresh with Tina and when she took her shirt off I noticed her left nipple was inverted like an Indiana pothole so I performed the infamous Dent Popper on her.

I had to move away quickly as she got mad and tried to hit me.

She got over it tho because her nipple was popped back out. It was longer than the other one so that shit was whack.
Dent Popper by fat obese lady April 15, 2018

Picker popper 

Jalapeno peppers is shaped like dicks two Mexicans eat them inside the stuff is spicy dick
May I take your order how about the picker poppers
Picker popper by Kingofdick February 15, 2019