When having sexual intercourse with a buff woman, she curls your body and gives you oral sex at the same time.
damn, you know that female bodybuilder I was talking to at the bar last night? yeah, so we went to her place and she gave me the half ply.
by RzR_rawr June 28, 2009
by Eidolor January 4, 2017
toilet paper that is so thin that one has to make multiple folds of it before wiping. Usually found in schools, fast food joints, and government offices.
Roger: Man, I hate using the bathroom at school.
Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!
Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!
by brooskitooski September 10, 2010
when you're skateboarding and doing a flip trick or other critical maneuver and you land with the board standing straight up into your ass, sometimes it bleeds, thats why its called a seven ply enema.
by lgskater September 30, 2009
The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.
by Bigcatliquor October 30, 2018
by Muskwalker January 1, 2021
Practice by which a male during masturbation pulls a length of toilet paper from the roll just before the point of ejaculation without tearing off the piece, thereby creating a "landing strip" for his semen to land on.
"The other day I tried to make a 2-Ply Landing Strip, but I over shot and my boys crashed into the wall."
by Tyranosaurus R. December 19, 2011