Piglet

Any person who preforms a job similar to a police officer but has considerably less authority (i.e. Security Guards, Mall Cops, Rent-a-cops, etc.)

"Theres a piglet harassing kids by the mall's food court"

by D-Town_Vicious January 05, 2010

The Piglet

Similar to doggy style, the boar while having sex (which he probably paid for) with the sow in mud and fecal matter then starts talking dirty to the sow and slaps her in her curly tail saying "Oh yeah, you like that filthy swine!" The sow freaked out tries to run from the boar but she is single hoofudly subdued. As he places his truffle locator to the wind and his shamefully proportioned pork loin ins the sow's shop vac sized vaginal cavity (works wet or dry). He scents a oncoming squad car. His hooves beats a disgraceful retreat but the boar is effortlessly subdued in a Hardees parking lot. The pig demands to know the boars middle name. Inevitably the boar relinquishes his embarrassingly retarded yet incredibly ironic middle name, 'barnyard'. In hysterical disbelief the pig requests the boar to reiterate his answer. With tears streaking down his mud caked cheeks the boar repleted even louder and more disgracefully "BARNYARD!" With dispatch and the pig holding their bellies with laughter the boar contemplates suicide for the third time today. So ends the daring, yet tragically doomed, sexual maneuver known only as the 'piglet'.

Daniel just struggled but eventually laid back and accepted a the piglet from Jon! What the fuck?

by The Real Niggers' Pope October 20, 2008

Piglet

A perverted little thing, with triangular ears. Gender unknown. Married to Rihanna, and loves chocolate. Has 400 kids. He eats toes, and hates mars. Favorite ride: blender. Never does what he's told: Naughty thing. Best friend of Pooh Bear, but secretly wants to kill him and is plotting to take over the hundred acre woods!

Hello, my name is Pervy piglet, with chocolate on him.

youtube: mollyxoxomaddie44444

by Cat and Cookies and Bunnies! July 08, 2009

Piglet

A small boy or girl between the ages of 4-12 that has an excess of fatty material around the facial and abdomen areas

Person A: Yeah my sister eats a lot of cake
Person B: You know your sister is a piglet

by Dr Mark May 03, 2005

Piglet

The act of mistaking female sexual organs for a toilet. Once the urine begins to be noticed by the female, to complete the act the male must pull out and blame the female for peeing on him. This act can be done in both heterosexual and homosexual relationships

Male:Oh my god did you just pee on me?
Female: What
(Male leaves)
(Later)
Male:(talking to buddy) Got here on the piglet.
Male 2: Well Played

by 1290938477745 June 28, 2008

Piglet

A monke poggers instrumental rock band band. They have 3 eps named "Lava Land", "Songs", and "Early Songs"

Person1-have you heard of a band called piglet?
Person2-No.
Person1-Yah nobody has.

by Legohexman June 11, 2021

Piglet

A man who let's a piggy obese girl, have her way with him.

Bobby proved to be a true piglet when he let Kandy satisfy herself while he pretended to be asleep.

by MC LUX January 14, 2015