Dallas Phallus

Slang term for the penis-shaped Reunion Tower in Dallas, Texas. Symbolic for Texans' often-times hubris and macho behavior.

We drove through Dallas-Fort Worth metro area today and I was able to capture a great picture of the Dallas Phallus.

by nomadik November 14, 2011

magnum phallus

refers to a penis which is larger than average, usually in both length and girth

Don't call it a fat cock. Call it a magnum phallus. It's classier that way.

by Überschwanz September 4, 2006

A guy named Phineas who acts like an asshole

Guy 1: Hey did you see Phineas beat up random children in school
Guy 2: Yeah! We should call him Phineas Phallus from now on

The instrument through which an eye-floating pee is finally released...the stream producing a roar in the pan similar to the famous falls

Bloke in pub: Where did you disappear to?
Relieved one: Just been to see Niagara Phallus.....sigh

by mainsheet January 12, 2010

Oh em gee - chris is teh über lame, what a total phallus face!

by Psychotic Lolita January 20, 2006

Hey he lied he’s a Little phallus

by Nuggetlover1000 December 12, 2017

When gossipy women demean a man by rumoring he has a small penis.

"Lisa, until I did him I always thought Dan was a small-dicked asshole. I have to admit it was a phallus accusation."

by PhallusAccusations December 23, 2012