palinguistics 

the scientific study of a language derived from modern Alaskan.

I heard so many "you betchas" in Fargo at a recent Black Crowes show that I thought I was at a Palinguistics seminar.

palinguistics by thebetterTed February 3, 2010

painger 

When you feel pain and anger simultaneously.

My level of painger reached a new high when I caught him cheating!

painger by Montec April 10, 2016

Pawing Off 

Pawing off is a term used by furries to describe their version of human masturbation.

It is called 'pawing off' because furries do not have hands, but paws.

He pawed off several times that day.

Pawing Off by .:|:.Prism.:|:. March 2, 2004

paging Dr Freud 

Say this when you notice that someone made a Freudian slip.

Girl: "Here's your test, good luck!"
Guy: "Thanks, I'll do my very breast.. er.. best."
Girl: "Paging Dr Freud..."

paging Dr Freud by zeptimius March 29, 2010

Pacing Error 

Common mistake made in dating whereby one party tries to move the relationship forward too quickly.

Martin said he loved her on the second date. What a major Pacing Error. She would have gone out with him again, but now she is really creeped out.

Pacing Error by Lotusflower February 15, 2007

Paying it Forward

The act of responding to a good deed with another, hence, "One good turn deserves another".

The other definitions I've found on this phrase are OK save for the grammar errors, but I'm paying it forward with this easier to digest version.

Paying it Forward by Soulrider July 10, 2017

paingry 

a state of anger caused by chronic pain

I'm so paingry right now from chronic pain I could just scream!

paingry by getspun March 28, 2017