by Laurah February 6, 2005
by FattyGparanoiawilldestroyya November 1, 2011
The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.
"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."
"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."
"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."
by Meech March 29, 2005
by lpsgirl426 February 17, 2015
Extremely fat and ugly. So fat that if you were to offer a woman 30 g she would turn you down.
So fat that almost every man would be preferable to your obese bloated ass.
So fat you are easily made fun of and used or pitied by women while they're making love to their boyfriend and your fat ass is showing up at their door. They are laughing up in the room that an obese man is at the door.
So fat you will most likely be a lifelong virgin.
So fat that almost every man would be preferable to your obese bloated ass.
So fat you are easily made fun of and used or pitied by women while they're making love to their boyfriend and your fat ass is showing up at their door. They are laughing up in the room that an obese man is at the door.
So fat you will most likely be a lifelong virgin.
by thin. January 28, 2009
by Callidoodle October 6, 2019