obese

1) someone very attractive or wonderful.
2) something you say when something crap happens.

1) 'he's well obese!' mr.hanna about matty d.
2) 'omggggz! get off you obese!' hollie when she had dog shit on her shoe.

by badassbethan November 19, 2007

obese

Things, esp. Art that is found to ironically phat.

Man, we're gonna totally get Obese, if we from Cali, right?

by CoaltownBrown August 14, 2021

obese

ur mom

kyle: what is obese

chad: ur mom kyle. ur mom.

by whatdoiwritehereimlost January 16, 2022

obesity

The #1 killer of Americans.

self explanatory, don't you think?

by J-Monkey April 20, 2005

obesity

A just punishment for over eating.

Obesity is the price you pay for being a lazy ass.

by S_t_G March 01, 2005

obesity

Excess flesh/fat upon the body, caused by overeating of fat foods (ie., cheesy poofs). Common amongst truck drivers, and people with nothing better to do than read this site all day.

Usage: That trucker is one motherf-cker that is f-ckin riddled by obesity, f-ck.

by ... November 27, 2003

Obese

A state in which a previously fat person crosses over into requiring a disability scooter to move more than 15ft.

Look at that obese fucker, didn't he realize he was fat and stop eating before he required a mobility scooter

by VanNostrilBoy April 08, 2010