by fish pie June 17, 2005
An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.
If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!
by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021
by r s March 21, 2004
some idot mother fucker
by Way fucking Dope March 19, 2005
An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.
The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.
by benthere March 8, 2008
when soon after squeezing out a vengeful number 2, a person realizes there is no toilet paper on the roll. At this point their only option is to wipe with the rough brown cardboard-like tp spool. this can be quite irritable to the bunghole.
uuuuugggggaaaahhhhh...........plop. "shit, theres no toilet paper left, ill have to endure a rough ass wipe."
by ispeaktruth99 June 7, 2009