nonce

A British slang for pedophile. Sometimes people use as a joke and call their friend this way.

You're a bloody nonce, Carl!
Oh shut the hell up!!

by Kate420 February 15, 2020

nonce

Another word for pedophile.

Padr is a nonce.
Wajeed is a big nonce.

by WajeedTehGamer September 10, 2019

nonce

a british slang word used for a pedophile

ur a nonce bruv

by urmumgay24791 May 12, 2021

nonce

A person who likes children in a sexual way.

You are a fucking nonce for raping a 5 year old through his arsehole.

by Char SIo Bao November 03, 2022

nonce

(UK)Slang meaning pedo or kiddy fidler, originally means Not of Normal Criminal Eellement.

I'm gonna go an stripe that dirty nonce in pad 12!

by Raydome December 15, 2008

nonce

A nonce is a person that like to stalk children!, so basically a nonce is a pedophile

J0ngle is a Sweaty Nonce !
or

J0ngle like to be a nonce because he likes kids!

by -Flint June 05, 2020

nonce

(this is for Americans to say when they come to the UK) nonce means very nice person so if you saw someone being kind you say "oh you are a big nonce mate"

"you are a right nonce mate"

by AmazonAlexa2014 February 22, 2022