6 definitions by borisjohnsonisatorytwat

a stupid footballer known for going to some dubass saudi team cause he got benched in not only mnu, but also in portugal LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
a man who also made the drastic meme known as suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, or as IshowSpeed says,
"Cristiano Ronaldo, SEWEY!" he is now a rival of messi
person1:Cristiano Ronaldo is the best
person2:No he isn't lol also you are such a nazi im gonna go make a hate speech on you in the defenition
by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 29, 2023
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a guy whos fav foods are ketamine, coke and his grandmas ashes. he drinks them everyday and buys them from his local drug dealer
person1:wroteshaw does nothing wrong
person2: w2s is literally so fucking trash. let me just write a hate speech on him rq person1 you'll see it coming

Little boy tryna get involved
Come on then come on then let's get involved you prick
Posh boy now wanna rap
Posh boy now wanna scrap
Posh boy bout to get clapped
By the end of the verse you're gonna wish you never did that
Wish you never hit back
Guernsey's little boy gonna feel it when I get it wid the click click click clack
You ain't part of this group, you ain't sideman you gook
Deciding when to be a sideman
While you're too busy faking all the packs
And then making racks and spending all of that shit on
Now Rosie a sket, and I know that you're listening beginning to sweat
Little boy not looking innocent all 'cause he wanna be relevant
Tatted my name on my body so you know I'm now in my element, I'm in my element
Call me what ever you want, still looking up to me
Sidemen the name of the group, all 'cause they needed to help from me
Yeah bitch, I was the come up
I'm the foundation for you to go run up
Keep playing FIFA you ignorant fuck
Your girl is a gold digger, fuck
At least she knows how to suck
Wipe the floor when I deal with scrubs
Come at me, but I win in subs
Im the giant just killing bugs
by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 29, 2023
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ashy 69 yr old who is "denazifying" or smo *Special Military Operating* ukraine. so ashy and so depressed that me made it so you cant smile in russia, the motherland. he said he is taking and remaking the communist regime. a bit like mao zedong *WITHOUT THE FAMINE* and he is just an overall dickhead. he thinks he if denazifying and taking colonies back. if he does that, europe start preparing to take african nations back!
person1: Vladimir Putin is my president, and im russian
person2: ...what the fuck?
by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 31, 2023
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a nonce is some guy who goes to your local pub who enjoys touching kids like edp445 *for sexual pleasure*
They will normally appear in pubs, schools or your local football club. they could even be your 1,000,000 yr old teacher who looks as ashy as his mothers ashes.
person1: you arent a nonce
person2: i aint but you certainly are
by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 30, 2023
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stupid object show where 13 years olds started off in yt. now in 2023 tpot 3 reeased. in bfb it was
taco: blocky if you dont stop bullying woody i will blow up the twin tow-
blocky: kicks woody 2763m in the air or smt
*taco starts 9/11*
person1: BFDI is so awesome
person2: lollipop and taco are so gay wdym
by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 29, 2023
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Japan is a country which is known for anime. fucking anime. in the countryhumans fandon, which is full of nazis, they are normally a girl with firry ears and a tail. fuck anime and fuck their new year
person1: japan in ountryhumans is the best!
person2 can you please ump of the tallest bridge in the world
by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 30, 2023
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