Feline Fucking February

During February you're only allowed to fuck cat's

Brad - "Wanna have a double date, we might get laid!"
Chad - "Nah, sorry, it's Feline Fucking February !"

by Ultimate Chad November 26, 2018

Fuck female february

Fuck Female February, the month of February, of which you have to fuck 1 female on the 1st, 2 females on the 2nd, up to the last day of the month

Jeremy: bro are you ready for fuck female February?
Carl: for sure bro, got all of my 28 girlfriends all lined up

by Sexman3000 November 1, 2020

Fucking February

an event starting on the first of feb, in which you fuck ur partner atleast once everyday until the end of the month

“Yo man are u trying fucking February this year?”
“Yeah man, wish it was a leap year tho .”

by Mayo monkey February 22, 2022

fuck frenzi february

Fuck Frenzi February is a lot like destroy Dick December but I said of nutting every day till you nut 31 times in one day you fuck a girl every day till in all you’ve fucked 28 girls in one day at the end so your fucking a girl every day but increase it by one

I’m going to slay so much pussy with my massive pein in Fuck Frenzi February

by Commie lord November 13, 2018

Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

Fuck Fetus February

Welp, the moment you've all been waiting for, the sequel to the torture your dick series. This time it's better than ever, because pretty soon it's gonna be Fuck Fetus February and you better be fucking prepared. And this time it's for women as well. Basically you just fuck your baby. That is it. Fucking your Fetus February.

Dude1: Yoooo guess what time it is! Fuck Fetus February!

Dude2: Just, shut the fuck up.

by Shxdowsk8r January 12, 2023