by Bitchicus October 1, 2008
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by JorgeTheMajicDraygon October 22, 2015
Ok first of all everyone who thinks they know the definition of murp is incorrect. A murp is an almost inexplainable word, but it means an awkward person who creeps around everyone. They think they are in on a conversation but really they just stand there and look creepy.
C: Who is that in the corner?
L: You mean that new girl, Diane?
C: Ya she is just standing there staring at everyone.
L: Ya seriously she's a Murp.
L: You mean that new girl, Diane?
C: Ya she is just standing there staring at everyone.
L: Ya seriously she's a Murp.
by Clairesy December 5, 2007
An action noise created by thee online personality "An0maly." It's more or less an unenthused expression for having to get out of a chair or having to leave one room to enter another. Also can be used randomly for no apparent reason other than for the sake of murping.
Murp. I've gotta take a piss.
Murp. These apples aren't gunna wash themselves.
Murp. I'm awake.
Murp. I tooted.
Murp. Here I am world!
Murp. These apples aren't gunna wash themselves.
Murp. I'm awake.
Murp. I tooted.
Murp. Here I am world!
by mymouthismygun. December 18, 2017
To murder, rape and pillage/plunder. Used as shorthand in my high-school Great Books class when we were discussing Nietzche.
by e-boy September 28, 2007