munch

the very own brand of everything is gay™

“how are you on the fine day before munchday”
“i’m doing very munchy”

by nickleqt February 18, 2018

munch

A character from BBC2 sitcom 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps'. Only appeared recently, and is considered annoying by the other characters from the show.

"You only came to the pub to get away from Munch, didn't you?!"

by Jon K January 10, 2004

munch

A shortened version of the common insult cock munch.
Can be applied as a noun in two forms: munch or muncher.

1: You're a stupid munch, get lost.
2: Get away from me you muncher!

by acron^ December 28, 2005

munch

To ruminate, to mind-fuck, to chew a situation over and over in your mind uselessly and unendingly.

When your boyfriend leaves: He's gone, that's it, I've just got to let him go and stop munching it.

by andy3142 July 09, 2010

munch

A vile, short-tempered person. This person usually also has a sick and twisted sense of humor, which includes southern windchime jokes.

Your attitude and foul language is gathering a lot of attention. Please stop acting like a munch.

by Plugg May 13, 2005

munch

an old vagina with mussels on the outer lips, 30 coral reefs, and upwards of 50 crusty caves

"Damn, girl, how long has it been since you've used this thing? You've got yourself a crusty munch!"

or

"Dude, I heard you banged Ms. Phillips last night."
"Yea, it was gross... she had a munch."

by crazycrunch January 25, 2009

munch

when someone is hit by a part of someone elses body paricularly hard

e.g football tackle is a munch

by CHALKY 195 January 12, 2010