Math 

Gate Way to hell
Lucifers Son
Satan's MOM

But seriously whom ever came up with it must've been angry at the world..

"Aye i got this idea, lets make this thing called math, have them add numbers together, and as they get older ADD LETTERS, They gon be mad as shit LOL"

Math by Panda F'n Bearr March 6, 2015

Math 

If it was easy, it'd be your sister.

Math is to porn as brain is to dick

Math by Mac___Carzy September 9, 2010

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whoever invented it should be rotting in hell as we speak. Also the substitute for most common curse words.

This is bullmath! I mathing hate the mothermathers they can all burn in mathing hell ya mathing bitch. Math me I'm all riled up now so math your mathin mather mathing maths.

math by Deltron February 12, 2004

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gods way of punishing us

WHY GOD WHY!?!!@!$131#!#!

why did you give us math!?!?#$!$

math by BE_PREPARED! September 14, 2007

Math 

A very hard and stressful subject, which our evil teachers make us learn, and if we don't, we're automatically failures to everyone around us.

Everyone knows that the "m" in "math" stands for MURDERING.

Math-Student that failed: SH!t! I FAILED. AGAIN. MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME.

Another math-student that failed: FUCK. I KNOW! SAME HERE.

Math by Final Fantasy DUNDUNDUN November 9, 2011

Math 

Shit you learn in school that wastes your time because you will never use it again. Shitty education system, so fucking inefficient.

Teacher in a Trigonometry class: How many of you are math majors?

1 out of 36 students raises his hand. Thanks for wasting everyone else's time.

Math by dashizwiz July 26, 2010

Math 

During sex or your math lesson:

You add the bed,

Subtract the clothes,

Divide the legs,

And pray you don't multiply.

Dude, my girl taught me math last night.

Math by I just pulled a jack May 24, 2017