Lurp

noun
A lurp exhibits the following characteristics:

1. One of extremely lanky stature, uncoordinated to the point of great annoyance.

2. Talks constantly in a state of dreary, droning monotone.

3. Extremely unathletic, unable to compensate for height, in sports such as basketball, football, volleyball, etc.

4. Hands like feet.

5. Inability to attract the opposite sex, despite constant efforts and confidence in him/herself, often due to creepiness, among other lurpy characteristics.

verb
Exhibiting any of the characteristics listed above in daily life

noun
"The lurp loomed large over the small, terrified children."

verb
"Jonny, pick up your feet and quit lurping around!"

by Professor Kenneth Highfield January 14, 2009

Lurp

A blowjob.

"Dude, I got with Susan last night."
"Oh for real? Did you get that lurp?

by Lurp Shakurr February 04, 2009

Lurps

lurps means to suck a boys dick and or give a girl head.

He asked me for my number i said why are you ganna give me the lurps?

by LaShawna Desir February 07, 2009

LURP

A very attractive, young female raver. Acronym for 'luscious underage raver pussy'.

I saw this incredible lurp...

by Matteo February 23, 2005

LURP

Term used in female prisons. Lesbian Until Released From Prison. LURP. Women in jail for long periods of time whether they have a family or not may become a LURP

"Hey bitch, you a LURP?"
Reply..."What's a LURP?"
Third party: "Just say no"

by jailbird8 November 25, 2009

Lurp

Someone who is tall, with long arms and long legs; a lanky or willowy person

There are many lurpy high school basketball players.
Look at Brady! With those legs, he looks like such a lurp!!

by Hannah :) November 06, 2003

lurpe

For girls its to eat a her out,when a guy tounges a girls vaag.For guys its to suck on his nuts.

Guy:Lurpe me bitch
Girl:Sike you lurpe me!

by twitter0192 August 14, 2009