When you are texting someone and there response's are so unenthusiastic that the only way to describe them is that they share the same characteristics of a semi-flaccid penis.
"Bro I was texting this girl and she was just limp dicking me the entire time."

"I mentioned in the group chat that I wanted to chill but everyone was just limp dick about it."
by AAwari December 12, 2017
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A word used to describe a very lazy person or a slacker; someone who just stands around, not doing what they're supposed to, like a limp dick
Not only is this an example, this is how the word originated

(Trevor throws a terrible pass)
Coach: "Trevor! What the hell are you doing! Standin round there lookin like a limp-dick!
by CJ45 October 15, 2008
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The inability to please women due to having a small or limp cock. Being put on blast for public humiliation after not being able to please a woman.
Synonyms Chad Neal, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagon ...
Chad Neal has a small limp dick; just ask Amy and Tracie.
by Nino8four February 2, 2010
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A derogatory term for a boy who screws around so much that his dick gets limp. The male version of slut, whore, or hoe. Similar and comparable to a fuckboy.
"You need to dump that fuckboy because he's more of a limp dick than Chris Brown and Justin Bieber's bastard child."
by AnonymousMoi May 10, 2015
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Courtesy of Jessica Doherty: "Those guys seemed cute at first, but when they started quoting 'Wedding Crashers' I realized they're just a couple of limp dicks."
by luckyboywonder June 13, 2014
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1. A man that's not only a huge pussy, but a fucking idiot as well. Also with the possibility of having erectile disfunction.

2.what u call some idiot you don't like
Manager: get back to work everyone
Newguy: I found a peice of paper with a smily face
Manager: SHUT THE FUCK UP YA LIMP DICK RETARD!!!
by Ravman123 April 15, 2011
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When you ghost a girl under the fear of not being able to perform or not have time
Yeah I'm ghosting monica tonight I have to study. Nah man that aint ghosting thats limp dick ghosting.
by S707 April 20, 2018
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