lightning ball 

A phenomena when lightning forms a ball shape & is so very bright, it lasts less than a few seconds.

Seeing the lightning ball was quite the experience! It was a brilliant purple~white with lightning bolts going thru it horizontally & vertically.

lightning ball by Starchylde May 29, 2016

Lightning Thunderstein

A Jewish man who enjoys to rock and roll. UHH.
Sometimes he rips his shirt. UHH.
He can tolerate any religion, especially the black one. UHH.
He will buy you anything you want if you sex him up. UHH.
One time he ate so much pie that he through up. UHH.
Lightning is a very inspirational man, too. He encourages you to follow his dreams. Once he followed his dreams and now he ROCK AND ROLLS.
Lightning lives with the superhero Captain Cold from the show, Stratford Arms.

He is friends with a man named Rupert Johnson.
And he's rocking retarded. UHH.

Lightning Thunderstein: Let me see your boobies! UHH.
Girl: *shows boobies*

*lifts it up*
Lightning Thunderstein: AHH-

Lightning Thunderstein by The demon Barbor 1997 December 31, 2011

Lightning McQueen 

the hottest car youve ever seen

Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"

Lightning McQueen by ImMadAgain March 7, 2019

Lightning McQueen Crocs 

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.

Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs

Lightning McQueen Crocs by NaLuWaVe8o8 August 3, 2018

Lightning Quick Larcenist 

A Lightning Quick Larcenist is a fast infiltrator who steals a safe from a crime organization, only to find out the safe has only a teddy bear in it

You achieved the rank of: Lightning Quick Larcenist

Lightning Quick Larcenist by NovumPhoenixDuck September 26, 2020

lightning whirler 

otherwise known as a Distributor on a car engine, makes the spark go to the sparkolators.

Derek from Vice Grip Garage has alternative names for various tools and parts, and they make more sense than the correct name

i'll need to take the cap off the lightning whirler to clean the points. rats have chewed a few of the lightning hoses also.

lightning whirler by fartiscrubs April 14, 2021

Lightning McQueen 

A racecar that's fucking red

Lightning McQueen will rape you

Lightning McQueen by Some kid u don't know August 20, 2017