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Lawsuit

"I'm gonna go win a lawsuit."
by Julian_AP April 28, 2025
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the never ending lawsuit

So, the never ending lawsuit is a lawsuit that drags on for years and years. Really, if you think about it, both sides are undeserving. Unfortunately, friends and relatives must hear about it over and over and OVER again.
The never ending lawsuit for Michael’s estate has been going for so many years that I have lost count.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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Lawsuit Ratio

Similar to common Accounting Ratios used in Financial Analysis, the Lawsuit Ratio allows for a sufficient evaluation of a decision based on legal risk related to gains. It can be evaluated in a qualitative or quantitative way, and is calculated by using the formula:

Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Chances of Lawsuit / Potential Gains

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Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Current or future lawsuit projected Net Loss based on x decision / Current Revenue of x (or projected)

As LR approaches ZERO, the scenario becomes more favorable.
a. Because Jeff Bezos is an aggressive egg head and uses data for bad things, he had to settle out of court with William Sonoma.

Lawsuit ratio of Jeff Bezos selling identical products to William Sonoma = $25M Settlement / 1% of yearly revenue from those products

Astronomical Lawsuit Ratio!

b. If Bezos made a rocket to space that had ZERO negative effects on environment / ethics / or public opinion AND it was guaranteed that the net revenue per year of operation would be +$120B, then Lawsuit Ratio would be great :).

Lawsuit Ratio = Zero chance of lawsuit / $120B earnings

LR = 0 :)
by ovo1bro August 10, 2023
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Trump Libel Lawsuit

If Fox News still has money after he sues them and the news network continues operating... Does he even actually DO anything other than waste everybody's time?
Hym "If the Trump Libel Lawsuit is just 2 billionaires transferring a fraction of their money to one another... How are they not just paying the lawyers to argue a case that doesn't matter because the outcome won't improve or diminish the quality and content of either of their lives to eat up court time and pay their lawyers to do nothing for a couple of weeks? The lawyers don't care. They make money. The judge is on salary he doesn't give a shit. He or SHE has nothing better to do. The media is getting paid to talk about something that literally has no effect on anything or anyone so they don't care. That IS the entire political apparatus. Assholes. Phoning it in so THEY can keep THEIR LIVES... THE SAME. Because they don't have to do shit. Those fucking Trump layers aren't stressed out about that. Because win or lose it doesn't affect anything or anyone it's happening to. But me not getting paid for AI is going to be world changing. I don't want to work. I don't care if you don't want to work either you are not me. I created AI. That is worth money. You give me that money or I will stab a child. You WILL BE directly responsible for me doing that. It doesn't matter what you tell yourself. It doesn't matter what you tell other people. And hurry it up."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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Class Action Lawsuit

If a single author gets paid before I do I'm going to walk out of my apartment and stab a little girl in the face.
Hym "Throw that shit out! Throw that class action lawsuit right the fuck out if the do not mention the fact that the entire LLM model is based on a stolen dissertation the author of which is being deliberately erased from history for not loving the Jews enough or not being a slave to child he didn't get to fuck to create AND they aren't filing that I NEED TO BE PAID MORE then whatever it is they are asking for. Fuck those fucking authors. This is how this works:

My dissertation

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Coding

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Other authors
That is how people need to be paid as it relates to AI. ME FIRST! THE CODERS ARE ALREADY BEING PAID! The authors get paid 35 dollars per book. Give the some kind of royalty or something. By they are no where near as aggrieved as I am and nobody is writing news articles about it are they? Nope. And are your kids going to get stabbed over it? I hope not! I really do! But there is only one way ro reduce that risk and me going to jail isn't it."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
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class-action lawsuit

What da students of a rude/unfair teacher bring, either against him/her directly and//or da entire school.
If Ethan Couch's papa had indeed purchased da entire school just so dat his "little prince" could be unreasonably coddled da way he preferred, da other students would likely have filed a class-action lawsuit against said brat's paternal enabler for da torture dat said special treatment was subjecting all of THEM to.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
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Lawsuit

"I'm going to win a lawsuit"
by Julian_AP April 28, 2025
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