81 definitions by Purplenado
FM's BORG contains the following ingredients: half a cup of water, Popov Vodka, Ronrico Silver Rum, Beefeater Gin, Sauza Gold Tequila, Peach Cisco, pumpkin beer (any brand), cup of moonshine soaked cherries, and a cup of sugar.
FM's BORG (FM stands for freaky man) is like a Long Island Ice Tea in a former water jug. BEWARE! Only make and drink if your tolerance is super high!
by Purplenado March 8, 2023
So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.
Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
The Northernaire Motel is a fleabag hotel in the city of Maplewood, MN. People go there to cheat on their spouses, do speedballs, smoke meth, and to have all night ragers. Frequently, furniture and TV’s get thrown out doors and windows. People have been known to run down the nearby highway(s) buck naked. Also, there is a nearby trailer park to buy your party drugs.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!
Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.
Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023