Kel

A term for a person who is more degenerate than human. Often carries addiction to sex nicotine and a crippling dependency on alcohol.

Bro you've gotta pull yourself together you're turning into a bit of a Kel.

by ibhd318 May 17, 2021

Kels

Tub gal, who eats most of the day.
Needy girlfriend
Fat

Kels is my girl man, don't be baggin on Kels.
KP! Kels Potratz, she eats... n shit man
Kels and I man, only spend like 100 bucks a month man.
Kels told me man,

Kels is fo' me and not for you.

by Beaners90210 November 20, 2010

Kel

A less suspicious term for the word weed.

Guy1: “Yo lets go Kel!”
Guy2,3,4: “Fuck yeah lets go.”

by Fat.Godzilla June 8, 2020

kels

To be black, handsome and rich, plus sing.

R. Kelly (or Kels) is a dog on the prowl, when he's walking through the mall. If he could, man, he'd probably flirt with all of "y'all."

by chi_town May 24, 2007

Kel

Kel is one of the 3 head admins in the Bee Swarm Leaks Discord. He does not moderate too strictly unless the owner tells him so. He gets along well with lots of people in the server and he’s kinda cute. He is very open about his furry status. He is chill, warm, and understanding to people’s emotional problems. Kel has a boyfriend.

I’m going to draw you, Kel.
No cookies for Kel!
Who are we going to vote for co owner, Kel or Perodis?

by SomeoneWhoseNameIsNotFelicia June 19, 2020

kenan and kel

Kenan and Kel is a t.v. show that ran from July 15 1996 to April 1 2000 totaling 61 episodes the show is about two best friends Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell they always get into trouble and trying to find a way out of it. kenan Rockmore is the smarter of the two but never does any school work and always has a plan and convinces Kel to join him.Kel Kimble is the dimwitted and clumsy one of the two he loves orange soda he spends most of his time at kenans house cause his parents are rich scientists and are always gone. the two have been in two duo movies (two heads are better than none) and (good burger)you can catch kenan and kel on THE N weeknights at 8:00 PM even though it is kind of a children's show i love to watch it.

KENAN- who loves orange soda???

KEL-K-K-K-Kel loves orange soda..."

KENAN- is it true???

Kel-Mmm Hmm i do,i do,i do,i do-oooo!"

kenan and kel

by big Chad April 20, 2008

kenan and kel

an old show from the 90's on nickelodian starring kenan tompsan and kel michel. this show was about their crazy antics and escaping trouble that they usually caused.... VERY good show that eventually ended

:-(

Who loves orange soda?? Kel loves orange soda!

and

Wait Kenan! What do you mean?! Kenan? Awww here it goes!

also

time to watch Snick!! OO kenan and kel is on!

by blazn_ninja June 27, 2006