joner

To bring bad luck on yourself by citing the obvious

I know I bought a lottery ticket but there is no way I will win. Oh, don't Joner yourself

by David Wrightsman September 05, 2007

joner stogging

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.

Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."

by yaydude April 25, 2009

mother joner

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.

I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"

by Mark J-Rok December 24, 2008

joner

A habitual marijuana smoker.

That dude is a hardcore joner.

by joner5000 December 10, 2010

Joner

A Joner is also known as a retard or a tard which ever u like best =)

Ugh Nick your sucha Joner.

by Lorixcore116 October 03, 2007

Va-joner

A female boner. The point which the women feels stimulated

Mary experienced a Va-joner while making out with teddy.

by Stevie Peepee March 29, 2008

"mother joner"

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.

I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"

by Mark "Big Daddy J-Rok" December 15, 2008