jewbag

A person who is overly stingy with money or object, much like a Jew.

Man! That jewbag won't give me $1 for a candy bar.

Joe, you jewbag, break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!!

by Sean vandouschen February 13, 2009

by Homorific November 15, 2006

a bag where you keep the jews before you throw them into the fire

Todd: Is that the last jewbag?
Mike: No I think there is one more over there
Todd: Shit, better open up the furnace again

by imnotfuckingtelling October 16, 2008

1. Noun
Any popular plastic bag brand such as Hefty and Glad that are certified kosher.

i don't know why we pay more for these jewbags when we aren't even jewish, and don't plan on eating the bags

by grimbor October 31, 2010

Jewbag

A bag in which the Jews' store their Jew gold.

After lil David Goldbergstein found his first piece of Jew gold, his parents gave him his own Jewbag to store his gold.

by David Goldbergstein November 23, 2011

jewbags means that a person is bein jewish

same simmons and his sister are jewbags

by daniel adams September 30, 2006

A person with jew like traits, tipically a while 5'6" male named Thomason.

"Hey Thomason, Stop being a fucking jewbag bitch Nigga!