Indirect Crush

When you like someone, think they are cute, or are otherwise attracted to them, but have no desire to enter into any kind of relationship with them.
Often used for noncommittal cuddles, makeouts, ect.

Girl 1: I have an indirect crush on Darren.

Girl 2: Yeah, he's really fun, but not for you.

Indirect Crush by Jennarae12345 January 15, 2009

indirect rape 

Three or more persons are involved.

Person A is walking along unsuspectingly an Persons B and C are somewhere behind him. Peron B then shoves Person C into Person A, therefore raping Person A through Person C. So in actuality it was B who committed the rape, and C was merely a tool of rape.

*Paul and I are walking behind Tom*
Me: Indirect rape!
*I shove Paul into Tom's back*

indirect rape by darkesideofthepaul July 1, 2008

Indirect Handjob

When a guy sends or recommends porn to another guy.

It's perfectly normal for brothers from other mothers to give each other Indirect Handjobs. That's part of becoming a man, being exposed to such things.

Indirect Handjob by Yandereperson January 6, 2011

indirect confusion 

Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't know if you should date said person.

Katie, in her turtle-y awesomeness, is quite a mystery. I'm not sure I want to date her, or her me. This is quite a case of indirect confusion.

indirect confusion by Middaymoon December 15, 2008

Indirect Handjob

When you high five someone or shake their hand then jerk off

Yo I totally got an indirect handjob from your mom.

Indirect Handjob by Jason Freed May 1, 2016

Indirect talk 

A conversation established with ulterior motive; is ambiguous and illogical.

**Conversation**
Guy: You like it
Crush: I don't want hurt you
Guy: Ok

**Date**
Crush: Do you want come in?
Guy: Yes, of course

**Kiss the girl**
Crush: You are crazy, i have fear

Nice indirect talk

Indirect talk by barbaroja October 11, 2022

Indirect insult

When your pissed off at your boyfriend so you write about him on Urban Dictionary as a way of expressing your anger.

Similar to an indirect compliment except it's out of hate

An example of an indirect insult would be:
Mike
A guy with a small penis and is a total asshole and wah wah wah complaining because I have no other way to say he is a bad person without really doing anything.

This is literally the same as writing angry letters and not sending them, except this way you feel like you have a better chance of getting people to agree with you.

Urban Dictionary was not made to be a place where you could bitch about your problems to others who don't really give a shit. If you think this is a good way to let out your anger then you are a dipshit.

Indirect insult by Definitely not Kyle September 11, 2016