Gopher 

A small creature who lives in holes; the holes vary due to stuff!; to do somfing;

I'm gonna gopher me up some chicken!
Please god don't let the gophers hurt me!

Gopher by Bling BLing April 25, 2003

Gopher 

A large, fat person who brags about things no man/boy should brag about. also tends to consume mass amounts of food and will tend to commit questionably gay acts.

That kid over there was bragging that hes captain of the JV golf team...What a stupid Gopher.

Gopher by JGron_06 April 13, 2006

gopher 

Someone who wears clown shoes and brings his superior employer coffee.
IE: Moped and JP

"Hey, you keep doing that I'm gonna make you my gopher"

gopher by EZFunds May 19, 2006

gopher 

a word used to describe anything. sometimes used when you don't want to say something in front of someone.

John:"That play was so gopher"
Kevin:"That chick's ass is mega gopher."

gopher by ThatSnoverKid October 19, 2007

gopher 

(adj) gay, either seriously homosexual or just lame/uncool, to be used around people who are opposed to casual use of the word "gay"
(noun) a person who is gay or someone you just don't like, alternative to faggot, etc.
(verb, to gopher-hole) to have gay sex

(adj) Man, that workout today was so gopher, we swam like 6300 yards.
(noun) Look at that gopher with the nose ring and the tight pants, I'll bet he likes men.
(verb) Don't bother Alex and Teale, they're over in the other room gopher-holing each other.

gopher by Jesse Janko April 27, 2008

Gopher 

An almost extinct animal by means of not having adapted by evolution to become webfooted

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Gopher by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Gopher 

A person that only comes around when it's convenient for them (usually a man) when a woman has money,status, or power

A:Reggie is a Gopher come income tax time
B:I know he's always looking for a comeup
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Gopher by It stings when ip March 16, 2018