google

the 20th century fourtune teller, the god of the internet.
people usually turn to google for awnsers about everyday life. got a question? need an awnser? search google.

i wonder how you say popsicle in german, ill search google!

by rrrrrrrraaaahhhhhh February 1, 2010

google

When a male or female sticks his/her finger up someones anus and swirls it around.

Let's get freaky girl...
Should I google you?

by DizzySicko December 18, 2010

google

The term for a Grouping of Nerds. ie. Flock is to Seagulls as Google is to Nerds

A google of nerds just checked in to the Doctor Who convention dressed in full cos-play.

by mymarwit May 6, 2013

google

The first of a long series of search engine/internet database names that have become verbs. No one in the past told anyone else to go "encyclopedia" something, yet the google phenomenon has been applied to Facebook, Wikipedia, and various other databases. Someday, every means of finding out information will have its own verb, derived from the search engine or database used to look it up (except for Yahoo, that would just sound ridiculous).

Also makes one wonder what would happen if there were a major search engine called "Buttfuck." ("Buttfuck it."/"Buttfuck him."/"Buttfuck Tom Cruise"./"I Buttfucked you yesterday and a picture of a naked clown blowing a horse came up.")

Gertrude: "What's concurrent majoritarianism?"
Bill: "Don't ask me, bitch, fucking google it."

Other forms:

"That douchebag Greg Facebooked me yesterday."

Phil: "Who was that fucking guy from the 2nd Batman movie?"
Ralph: "I don't know, IMDB that shit."

Ted: "What exactly IS a rusty trombone anyway?"
Johnny: "Fuck if I know, Urban Dictionary it."

by Manthan July 27, 2008

google

adj. A total nerd with far too much knowledge in one useless area

That guy is such a google, he can speak Klingon.

by mike April 24, 2005

google

A search engine that has no idea of the definition of the word "privacy".

Dude 1: "Hey, isn't Google great?"
Dude 2: "If you want a digital stalker, yeah..."

by SomeDefinitionGuy February 21, 2014

google

something loony, skeptical; way bogus

After you did that, I thought you were way google.

by Yimmy Morrows March 21, 2007