BEER GOGGLES!!!
Those are what you wear when they "see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person," and it looks good - or at least acceptable to you after consuming at least 9 beers.
But I'm going on my own tolerance here.
Those are what you wear when they "see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person," and it looks good - or at least acceptable to you after consuming at least 9 beers.
But I'm going on my own tolerance here.
"No matter how many beers I pounded, he refused to become any less ugly. The goggles have failed me.
by MzMorbid April 13, 2006

The verb meaning of goggles is the action of making the traditional "glasses" shape with your hands, putting that shape over your eyes and shouting, GOGGLES!, in a high pitched voice, usually used as a derogatory term towards someone who may be wearing spectacles, usually out of a car window in fear of receiving a consequence from the target.
by yoooooooooooobluuuuuuud April 14, 2009

by he's_had_a_beer July 30, 2007

To the point of being intoxicated, while having numerous women by your side. Only to find out next day that they were hideous.
by Jalapeno Flavor September 08, 2010

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by mindy204369843 September 14, 2005

by Scotty Van Eerden October 16, 2003
