fucked up as fuck

As fucked up as is possible. Think about it.

Now how did that happen? That is fucked up as fuck.

or

Dude, I was fucked up as fuck last night.

by Will.I.Am. August 13, 2007

Fuck it or fuck ye

You say this phrase when you are contemplating a decision and decide to fuck it and do it because you are doing it for yourslef

"Should I jump"
"Nah mate dont do it"
"Fuck it or fuck ye"
Clive then plunged from the climbing frame and ran to the slide

by WiseWordsFromCP December 22, 2017

Fucking goddamn it fuck

OH I STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE

FUCKING GODDAMN IT FUCK I STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE

by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 19, 2022

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck means you don't give a fuck.

You: Hfjone sucks. I hate you!!!
Me: I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck.
You: I'm sorry!! *CRIES*

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 September 25, 2022

fucking safe as fuck

something really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, good. used in general conversation - invented by the goldie lookin' chain

Primark clothes are fucking safe as fuck.

by Milo man February 9, 2004

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009

fuck you you fucking fuck

1. extreme diss
2. direct and to the point
3. abrupt end to a phonecall

hey joey.. fuck you you fucking fuck..

by TripD + Sweat January 16, 2008