Homosexual Flamingos Adopt Abandoned Chick
The UK's Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust (WWT) have announced that a pair of homosexual flamingos have adopted an abandoned flamingo chick in Slimbridge, near Bristol. Fernando and Carlos have been together for six years.
They have chased parents off their nests, and attempt to take over the eggs. They can feed the new addition to their family by producing milk in their throats. It was a combination of these behaviours that made them the perfect candidates.
WWT Spokesperson Jane Waghorn said: "They were rather good at sitting on eggs and hatching them so last week, when a nest was abandoned, it seemed like a good idea to make them surrogate parents." Gay flamingos are not a rarity.
The UK's Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust (WWT) have announced that a pair of homosexual flamingos have adopted an abandoned flamingo chick in Slimbridge, near Bristol. Fernando and Carlos have been together for six years.
They have chased parents off their nests, and attempt to take over the eggs. They can feed the new addition to their family by producing milk in their throats. It was a combination of these behaviours that made them the perfect candidates.
WWT Spokesperson Jane Waghorn said: "They were rather good at sitting on eggs and hatching them so last week, when a nest was abandoned, it seemed like a good idea to make them surrogate parents." Gay flamingos are not a rarity.
by Laurie - LBtism May 22, 2007
A sexual position in which the male strategically places a chair in the center of the room for the woman to put her hand on while she is bending over and grabbing an ankle in a quadracept-stretching motion.
"Last night, my girlfriend said she wanted to go for a run so I busted the old flamingo out so she could stretch her left quad."
by Nu'jay March 17, 2009
by nicolelu July 13, 2005
Putting pink plastic flamingos on someone's lawn.
Flamingoing can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:
For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flamingoed next.
To prevent from getting flamingoed, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.
Also known as Flocking.
Flamingoing can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:
For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flamingoed next.
To prevent from getting flamingoed, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.
Also known as Flocking.
The baseball team raised money by flamingoing the neighborhood.
"I would have gotten flamingoed, but I bought anti-flamingo insurance!"
"I got flamingoed!"
"I would have gotten flamingoed, but I bought anti-flamingo insurance!"
"I got flamingoed!"
by FlamingosAnonymous January 11, 2012
by Tally371 November 12, 2017
A reference to any majestic female individual who has potentially friend zoned or let down a long lover and created agony within their lives. The boys affected by this individual woman often scream out "No more flamingos!" in relief of removing this uncanny person from their lives.
by Kuchinator May 11, 2014
A really cool pink bird that can fly and is pink and stuff! it is pretty big and they can live to 44 years old
by Loco 90 October 30, 2006