sexual dracula 

A toothy blowjob that draws blood.

Sorry bro, can't go out tonight. That bitch gave me a sexual dracula this morning and I have to stay in and ice my bologna pony.

sexual dracula by Make America Great Again March 12, 2016

spooky dracula

Biting the neck of a menstruating woman, directly after performing cunnilingus on her. (preferably with a mouth of her menstrual blood)

dam bruh, last night I gave kayci a spooky dracula

spooky dracula by Koidz June 10, 2016

Dollar Store Dracula 

Your best friend that has no emotion whatsoever and is pale as casper the ghost lol.

Shelby: Brian is such a Dollar Store Dracula

Dollar Store Dracula by The_Bunny_ October 31, 2022

Sperm Count Dracula 

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.

Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.

Sperm Count Dracula by scut monkey August 8, 2009

Sperm Count Dracula 

The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...

"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"

Sperm Count Dracula by Dan Scum November 4, 2013

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《¤》Dracula《¤》Is《¤》A《¤》Song《¤》Of《¤》Mine《¤》Called《¤》Soho《¤》 by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025

draculas teabag 

a used tampon. due to it resembling a tea bag (the string), and being full of blood would make a nice brew for dracula :)

i wanted to fuck my missus but she had a draculas tea bag in.

my bird was on, as i found when i stuck my fingers in and touched dracula's teabag

draculas teabag by hanz weiss December 13, 2003