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by butterflypoet December 30, 2005
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MOM: ".. oh my god, son.. the president is DEAD... he was shot by a farmer riding a camel.."
SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?"
MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again"
SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!"
MOM: "GOOD IDEA"
by juiceshake February 28, 2005
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Not living.

Severely lacking living processes, such as, but not limited to, breathing, beating heart, ect.
Bill got shot in the face, and it's at that time we realized he was dead.
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having an appointment with Chuck Norris
"Why isn't Bob Saget hosting America's Funniest Home Videos anymore?"

"He's dead."
by Lupi August 26, 2006
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(V) - to put to an end
by the truth September 17, 2004
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What happens when your cells stop having sex.
Cell: Oh noes! I can't reproduce.

Captain Obvious to the rescue!!!

Captain Obvious: YOU ARE DEAD!
by ihatelifemorethanyou January 09, 2010
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this place is dead....lets go to a punk rawk show instead...hey, i rhymed a little.....ha....
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