dab

A ritual, that when performed properly, (like squidward and NOT like bill gates) cat lead to ultimate happiness and fame on VINE.
when done too many times, know that Michael Jordan will appear and say " stop it.... get some help"

Bill Gates does a terrible dab, he needs to stop it and get some help.

by yababyya June 21, 2016

dab

one of the worst dance moves EVER!

Cam Newton uses the "dab" when he scores a touchdown, that's why he can never win a super bowl.

by RJru1ez August 05, 2016

dab

a dab is a noun and it stands for "drunk ass bitch"

Ashley was such a dab last night, did you see what she was doing?

by poopie150 July 22, 2014

dab

Dumb Ass Bitch

that blond is denfintaly a dab dave said....

by Andrew Fairbanks April 01, 2008

dab

A highly condensed bit of weed that you smoke, causing you to cough continuously and violently into your arm.

“Hey, are you ok man?”

“Yeah, this dabs just really powerful, I can’t stop coughing”

“Ah, you’ll get used to it.”

by mmedi April 20, 2020

dab

an overused trend originally used as a celebration, now just used by autistic 12 year olds who find it 'cool'

Autistic 12 year old #1 "Hey Jessie let's dab"
Autistic 12 year old #2 "Sure Helen, it's cool!"

Normal person: Kill yourselves

by retardednigger May 17, 2016

dab

The art of holding both arms in one direction, primarily to the sides, and pretending to sneeze into your arm.

Nice dab dude, but I can do it better.

by Captain Clorox July 24, 2016