custodian

An insult you lay on somebody when they do or say something stupid.

You wiped your ass with Poison Ivy? What a custodian!!

custodian by Bordizzle November 1, 2005

custodian

stupid dumb uneducated fucks who clean buildings

My 5th grade Math teacher told me that the only thing I can amount to in my miserable life is becoming a custodian. Look where I am now. Cleaning the entire building from bottom to top.

custodian by Lando Rando January 30, 2023

Custodian

When you give a blumpkin but clean up the shit with a rim job before they can wipe.

Friend: why your girl look like she just face smashed a fudgesicle?

Me confused: cause I tried to wipe after a blumpkin and she won the race with a rimjob, cleaned it up like a custodian.

Custodian by Kinggampo August 1, 2020

Custodianship 

A relationship in which the time spent “relating” to each other is less than the time spent doing emotional damage control.

How’s that custodianship? Still “working things out?”

Custodianship by k1d kud1 June 3, 2021

Custodian

A female canine that looks like a cassowary.

A Custodian should only mate with the male equivalent know as a Quidlith

Custodian by Rct0712 February 22, 2024

custodian cooter 

When u get a female so wet you might just need a custodian to follow her around with a mop so no one slips and falls.

Why is that custodian following ur girl with a mop, don't tell me u gave her the ol' custodian cooter?

custodian cooter by Solegasm April 7, 2024

roy the custodian 

Roy the custodian is the mascot of glynn academy. he will get you out of class and let you help him and bobby clean the cafeteria or go to the teachers lounge. he is usually found holding a knife to someone’s throat or calling someone a “lil bitchass” or a “dumbass” no one will snitch on him because he will kill them

yo Roy the custodiangot me out of class yesterday to unclog the toy

roy the custodian by roy the custodian January 25, 2019