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custody hangover

When a complicated holiday visitation schedule was agreed upon when you were a child and your parents divorced, and violating it now (years after it has legally expired) would start world war 3 in your family.
"Why don't you and Darren spend Christmas together? You've been dating for 5 years!"
"Oh, I still have a custody hangover."
by firefoxx66 December 15, 2016
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Custody By Default

When you don't actually get custody of your children, however they turn 18 and can do whatever they want anyways.
Lindsey claims she won her custody case however it was custody by default because her daughter turned 18.
by Turd Flusher Magoo July 24, 2023
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custodial-scepter

Toilet brush, mop, or broom. Similar to the ornamented staff carried by royalty; the tool of the custodial trade is symbolic for anyone cleaning up crap others leave behind. Unlike the ornamented staff carried by dignitaries, the custodial scepter is actually useful.
Julia spun her custodial-scepter in a perfect circle scrubbing the resistant residue from the porcelain altar of excretion relief. Her toilet would be clean before company arrived by gosh!
by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018
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Custodial entertainer

The person who spends more time with a child than the actual parents.
"That's my Grandma Linda, she's my custodial entertainer" Lilly said.
by billyboombox June 2, 2016
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Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff
"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"
by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020
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Custody-by-Cop

The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.
Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.
by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025
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Custody

Custody of the police or a puzzle factory.
While the police are busy taking the guy with the Madonna tattoo on his chest into custody, nobody is paying attention to the girl with the Elvis riding a dragon tattoo on her chest, saying that if she flexes her muscles that somebody needs to bring her some toilet paper so she can wipe the dragon's ass. She should also be taken into custody, are people going to let her get away with that?
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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