Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "
Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"
Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"
by Amy911 October 20, 2017
Get the Joint Custodymug. When a complicated holiday visitation schedule was agreed upon when you were a child and your parents divorced, and violating it now (years after it has legally expired) would start world war 3 in your family.
"Why don't you and Darren spend Christmas together? You've been dating for 5 years!"
"Oh, I still have a custody hangover."
"Oh, I still have a custody hangover."
by firefoxx66 December 15, 2016
Get the custody hangovermug. Custody of the police or a puzzle factory.
While the police are busy taking the guy with the Madonna tattoo on his chest into custody, nobody is paying attention to the girl with the Elvis riding a dragon tattoo on her chest, saying that if she flexes her muscles that somebody needs to bring her some toilet paper so she can wipe the dragon's ass. She should also be taken into custody, are people going to let her get away with that?
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Custodymug. by SummonerofFaiths July 05, 2020
Get the Joint custodymug. The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.
Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.
by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025
Get the Custody-by-Copmug. by billyboombox June 02, 2016
Get the Custodial entertainermug.