When you don't actually get custody of your children, however they turn 18 and can do whatever they want anyways.
Lindsey claims she won her custody case however it was custody by default because her daughter turned 18.
by Turd Flusher Magoo July 24, 2023
Get the Custody By Defaultmug. by rattimeaf July 20, 2021
Get the joint custodymug. Custody of the police or a puzzle factory.
While the police are busy taking the guy with the Madonna tattoo on his chest into custody, nobody is paying attention to the girl with the Elvis riding a dragon tattoo on her chest, saying that if she flexes her muscles that somebody needs to bring her some toilet paper so she can wipe the dragon's ass. She should also be taken into custody, are people going to let her get away with that?
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Custodymug. by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020
Get the Joint custodymug. The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.
Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.
by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025
Get the Custody-by-Copmug. by billyboombox June 2, 2016
Get the Custodial entertainermug.