Lubing up your entire arm with crisco shortening, from fingers to shoulder, for the deepest intestinal fisting humanly possible.

See also The Crisco Glove for those that can’t take a full sleeve.
I knew my rectum was in for a beating when I came home and saw the jar of crisco and Frank’s arm prepped with the crisco sleeve.

We tried the crisco sleeve last night. I thought his arm was going to come out my throat. He made it to the middle of his bicep before I had to let loose with the safe word. What a gape.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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the act of getting high-strung on Marajuana.
Hey dude, what are you doing this weekend?

Im gettin Crisco faced!
by Johnny Magnum February 21, 2006
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Oh, Chrithtopher, you crisco commando you!
by sbo February 2, 2014
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Stick your hand in a can of Crisco until it's lubed all around. Then insert your hand/fist in a woman's rectum until your watch tickles her stink star.
by Roostafy April 22, 2003
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The 2 mid-back rolls of fat on corpulent people who terrorize the public by wearing insufficient clothing.
Dude, check out the crisco wings on that chick. And I thought pigs couldn't fly!
by Chili_Dog June 30, 2006
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Referenced in the Frank Zappa song "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes" from the album Sheik Yerbouti.
The context is as follows: Ram it, Ram it, Ram it, Ram it up yer poop chute *Wrist-watch; Crisco* (crisco wristwatch for the purposes of this example)
by arguman December 1, 2006
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