When two people lick another's vagina and asshole at the same time. Thus resembling a car wash, by cleaning both holes at the same time.
by Shock Burner October 2, 2009
Post sex maneuver deriving from missionary position, where the male crawls forward and drags his flaccid and semi-moist penis up and over the females face slowly, and continues until it falls off the forehead toward the latter region of the head. A reverse after completion is preferred but optional.
After some creamy, grizzled sex, Raptor wanted to change the song on Itunes. While reaching for his computer, he crawled over Zumacrume, accidentally giving her 'the car wash'.
by JoshHjelt November 16, 2009
When you and your lady friend are in the shower gettin' freaky and she squeezes some soap in her mouth and starts slobbin on your veggies like your dong's in a car wash.
Chad: Yea dude we were in the shower and she was just shankin my shaft when she puts some old spice in her yapper and starts givin me ill dome
Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee
Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee
by blackman002 August 19, 2014
by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021
The rapid degradation of a female reproductive(i.e.pussy, gash, cunt, hatchet wound) through violent and sudden digital stimulus (finger-bang, finger-blast) with sharpened fingernails.
by Wu tang Type Slang December 3, 2009
Your Lover (Female/Male) lies on their back, you then take your testicles and dip them into your lover's mouth soaking them. You then pull out your now soaked testicles and drag them along your lover's face. When your testicles reach your lover's forehead you fart on your lover's face to dry them off. CARWASH
by AKA(Imodium) January 25, 2010
A sexual act in which the male performs a reverse titty fuck so his ass and balls are over her face. The males balls then rub up and down her face making the motion of machines cleaning a car at a car wash.
by original car wash September 5, 2008