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Any form of slander insinuating that Tom Brady is not the greatest football player of all time or the greatest sportsman of the new millennium.
Did you hear those cowards at ESPN put Lebron ahead of Brady on their top 100 athletes list?”
Yeah man, what a huge load of blasphemy.”
Blasphemy by FullyTorqued007 July 18, 2024

Blasphemy Slap 

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.
Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."
Blasphemy Slap by AtticMonster April 3, 2008

Slanderous Blasphemy 

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.
Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

Musical Blasphemy 

A term coined from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show, Musical Blasphemy refers to the remixes anyone can put up on Radio Graffiti/Mediashare for laughs, as it could be considered a type of trolling.
Musical Blasphemy by Severe Autism January 12, 2019

Belated blasphemy 

When you seek good company but it’s not obtainable, people other wise are cool. An not all bad but constantly in the mist and mix of drug use that you can retain from. Though ou wish to accompany someone out side of that but no one wants shit piss to do with you.
My life is a constant cycle of belated blasphemy.
Belated blasphemy by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

double blasphemy 

Depending on the perspective: A wicked sin, a great way to have fun, or an innocent mistake. Further multiples can also apply.
Dorine: "Sweet fucking Jesus, you are so much better than my husband!" (double blasphemy)
Gerald: "Shut up the hell up Mom, we need to finish before Dad gets home." (triple blasphemy)