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Musical Blasphemy

A term coined from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show, Musical Blasphemy refers to the remixes anyone can put up on Radio Graffiti/Mediashare for laughs, as it could be considered a type of trolling.
by Severe Autism January 12, 2019
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double blasphemy

Depending on the perspective: A wicked sin, a great way to have fun, or an innocent mistake. Further multiples can also apply.
Dorine: "Sweet fucking Jesus, you are so much better than my husband!" (double blasphemy)
Gerald: "Shut up the hell up Mom, we need to finish before Dad gets home." (triple blasphemy)
by Thompson Hardman January 13, 2009
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Beard Blasphemy

The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.
After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?
by Tadalafil September 14, 2010
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bohemian blasphemy

a type of foreplay for advanced students
him: "babe, the entirety of my genitalia is pointing towards your mekka!"
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."

(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)
by Krkič April 14, 2019
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marriage blasphemy

The kind of 'marriage' defined by Emperor Nero when he chopped off the parts of a male slave in Ancient Rome; this kind of marriage goes against fundamental biology as it's not possible for a male and another male to reproduce. It was coined by the light blue blog when he had the "marriage equality" issue forced down his throat. He not only argued against it on the level that Kirk Cameron did but also on a scientific level.
This is a term that falls on par to the remark of fag 'marriage' as this one takes it one step further, as the donut puncher engaging in the mockery when they had the pride flag raised in a way that mocks the Marines in World War II. You really want to piss them off, call it Marriage Blasphemy. The light blue blog has the entry known as "Nero defined marriage" as a King James Only Church had a cartoon of two men at the altar.
by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018
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Blasphemy

To receive a blast unto yourself from whatever you quote as any "God damned" source, be it from a fire extinguisher, a can of whipped cream or a gun.
"Make like a God damned shotgun and blasphemy in the face!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 5, 2023
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Blasphemy

Any form of slander insinuating that Tom Brady is not the greatest football player of all time or the greatest sportsman of the new millennium.
Did you hear those cowards at ESPN put Lebron ahead of Brady on their top 100 athletes list?”
Yeah man, what a huge load of blasphemy.”
by FullyTorqued007 July 18, 2024
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