Eleventeen Bajillion

It is the average velocity of 69 air laden swallows at an altitude of 420 meters.

Sharon is hoe cuz she has eleventeen bajillion kids.

by Baguette Bumbo November 6, 2018

million bajillion

a faulty assurance of many many things, that will never occur; an unattainable and exaggerated number, usually used by men to make promises they cannot keep.

"oh baby, i'll make you orgasm a million bajillion times"

by Megan O' Malley September 8, 2008

thousand bajillion

Used to demonstrate such a ridiculous amount of time, you have to define it by a non-existent number.

I waited to have sex with you for like, a thousand bajillion years! That's way more than I ever would have waited for anyone else!

by JJ Sparkles November 21, 2012

bajillion

A number equal to 1 commonly misused as a non-specific though very large quantity.

Man, that felt like it took a bajillion years!

by Shadowsouled September 26, 2007

Bajillion

Bajillion is your age + 1,000

"Omg I just turned 15 i can believe im 15 Bajillion years old I cant believe that i'm 1,015 already"

by Purple Pimp Willy May 18, 2023

Bajillion

The amount of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 that every 2nd grader seems to know.

Alan: "Bro, i have like, a bajillion dollars in GTA."
Jimmy: "Dude that's so much!"

by PizzaNecromancer May 17, 2023

Bajillion

A number equal exactly to how much one person loves another person. its used to describe it in a numeric value with a specific but undetermined value.

Boy: I love you a Bajillion!
Girl: wow that's a lot!

by Heamo October 12, 2018