audible lock fail

when someone walks in on your bathroom stall in the middle of your audible pee stream because they were only paying attention to the position of the door lock and not the sounds indicating whether there might actually be someone in the stall.

oh, sorry, you didn't lock the door.

dude, audible lock fail! are you f**ing deaf? i'm peeing balls in here!

by tommypjr February 22, 2011

Audible but non lethal (ABNL)

A fart that makes a sound but does not smell.

Don't worry Irene it's audible but non lethal (ABNL).

by Schmebeneezer March 20, 2017

Audible Focus

Occurs when two or more sounds are playing at once, but your ears focus on one.

I’m watching a video and you’re watching a video. I guess my audible focus is set on the video I’m watching.

by Random Person who wrote this August 6, 2022

Audible Masturbation

Talking just to please yourself.

Twitter is a great place to see audible masturbation at work, Or a trump speech.

by Z_PW January 14, 2021

Audible

when we run a train on Raul Martinez.

If it's raining in aurora, let's do an audible.

by Juan Manuel Mata June 10, 2022

audibly gay

soo gay that you can hear the homosexaulity in their voice.

if I can hear your sexuality through the phone you are audibly gay.

by bumblefuckthegreat February 16, 2023

ambient audible rubbish

Unintelligible ambient sounds or voices produced by sound overlay.

The band was so bad it sounded like ambient audible rubbish.

The ambient audible rubbish at the after party was so loud I couldn't hear myself think.

They were working on a program to interpret ambient audible rubbish so it could be understood.

by Ontological June 25, 2018