Ass pirate

The act of stealing and pounding booty.....damn pirates always want the booty

Roman (the ass pirate in steeb) just fucked brad's ass

by 406 December 24, 2004

ass-pirate

Derogatory term for a male who feels a sense of conquest from engaging in intercourse with other males.

Brett you ass-pirate!

by Billy Ray August 30, 2005

A Pirate of the Ass. He roams the ass with his ship (penis) finding treasure and pleasure at the same time.

Josh is an ass pirate. He likes to swab the poop deck with his small pirate penis.

by Garth's Mom October 22, 2007

Someone who plunders, pilages and otherwise befoulds any and all ass.

"luke i cant believe you banged that fatty your such an ass pirate"

"Garrrr I be an ass pirate!"
"Shut the hell up Captain Fucktooth"

by kinnykinny January 1, 2006

The act of putting a phalic object in the asshole of another man by force, usually the target of the ass pirate is being raped.

Yarr, that ass pirate swabbed his poop deck.

by CRAZINS December 3, 2007

pirates who enjoy anal penetration also sailors who like to create navy cakes

by stu2 September 22, 2006