sister: do you wanna come over our parents aren't home i'm in alabama
brother: yeah baby let me get my tractor
brother: yeah baby let me get my tractor
by papisurver February 11, 2019
A state where kids in high school school can blow snot on their paper and they'll get an A. Therefore they're able to apply to some of the greatest colleges out there and they'll be accepted, even if they can't spell the word HICK.
Damn rednecks from Alabama are taking spots from kids applying to Yale who actually had to WORK for their A's in high school.
by brainiac888 July 18, 2007
a place where you can fuck your sister, mother, brother, father, grandfather, grandmother, or pet raccoon
those guys are from alabama
by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020
by Kkfigens January 27, 2019
Sweet home, incest country!
In Alabama, you sit at your front porch in a trailer park with a shotgun married to your cousin and you impregnate your ugly ass sister.
In Alabama, you sit at your front porch in a trailer park with a shotgun married to your cousin and you impregnate your ugly ass sister.
by biggahniggah February 14, 2019
by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019
You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.
by Real_NoobToob May 03, 2020