son of a bitch

The Funniest Thing Your Mom Can Call You.

Mom: You Son Of A Bitch , Ill Kill You!
Me: HaHaHa!

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Son of a mother

A polite way of saying son of a bitch in front of children.

You stub your toe in front of your daughter "ooooh son of a mother"

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A toned down goofy insult that implies one that was spawned by a sapient piece of fecal material.

You spilled coffee on my brand new jeans you son of a poo!

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Phrase used to express envy over a (usually male) friend’s good fortune

James: Yo, Dick! I just had a threesome with the two hottest cheerleaders behind those bleachers!
Richard: Lucky son of a bitch!

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An insult u use when u run out of ideas during an argument.

Dude 1: Fuck ur father, u son of a bitch

Dude 2: Fuck ur mother, u son of a hmmm.. u son of a fucktard

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When your about to call someone a son of a b*tch but a mature person walks by.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: F**ked your mom last night
Person 1: Son of a...
*Person 3 walks by*
Person 1: son of a fish!

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When a situation has escalated past the point of using the mild term "son of a bitch" it has become a son of a cunt.

"son of a bitch Johnny the brakes on the car are not working", "son of a cunt Stan here comes a semi truck!

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