zoink

to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents

"Zoink! got your car!"

by Nick Baker April 17, 2008

zoinked

f'd up, inebriated or under the influence of a substance, most likely pills.

that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!

by labio July 2, 2008

Zoink

When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).

It can be used as a threat:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!

or for fun:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..

by Zoinkisaurous February 16, 2011

Zoink

a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised

"Zoink!"

by Aaron W. December 3, 2002

zoinks

Expression used, uttered, yelled or screamed when All Star right fielder Jayson Werth of the Philadelphia Philles, who looks like the character of Shaggy from Scooby Doo, makes a clutch hit or crushes a home run.

"Zoinks!!! That ball is outta here!"

by cordrone October 19, 2009

Zoink

A subsitution of basically any verb, like 'smurf' from the smurfs. However, zoink usually means to to smoke cannabis or to steal (sometimes also in the more innocent form of 'stealing', to playfully hide). Zoinking's derivation comes from being, or getting zoinked.

"Hey man let's go zoink the stuff I got from my dealer."
"Did you zoink my shoes dude?"
"Dude he can't stop fucking zoinking."

by vinnikk March 11, 2019

Zoink

A stupid phrase used by a character in the scoobie doo series

Zoink! im a moron!

by TheNuke January 30, 2003