ghetto wet wipe

When you have a raw asshole or you're just environmental so you fold some TP over 3 times and put a little spittle on it to wipe your ass with a moist cloth rather than raw TP.

Wet wives clog the drains, even the flushable ones, so I use the ghetto wet wipe.

by brosefballin February 25, 2020

Alaskan wet wipe

The act of ejaculating on a tissue, freezing it and using it as an ice pack.

John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.

by Wet wiper October 16, 2021

Wet Wipe Willy

Slang used to expound on "shitting" on a competitor
Created by Nicki Minaj in the "Nictionary"

I'm clearly wet wipe willy...hoe!!!

by mz.denise August 17, 2010

Poor man's wet wipe

The act of blowing your nose on some toilet paper, before using it snotty side up to wipe your arse, creating the freshly clean feeling of a wet wipe, at a fraction of the cost!

Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe

by RoystonRrrrrrgsgsdgd February 26, 2018

West Virginia Wet Wipe

When you’re out of wet wipes so you spit on TP and give it a scrub back there.

Dry paper wasn’t cutting it. Had to use a West Virginia wet wipe.

by Nam0r February 6, 2020

Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome

When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it

Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again

by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009

Wet N' Wipe

When your girls nails are wet, and she requires your assistance to wipe her vagina after she pees.

Babe, I need a Wet N' Wipe 'cause my nails aren't dry yet!!

by Rolo0612 March 12, 2009