4 definitions by brosefballin

melatonin mamba

When a girl voluntarily takes sleeping pills before sex and let's you "have at it"! Especially done when losing ones virginity because "the first time can hurt".

Yo I was talking to this girl and she said she wanted the Melatonin Mamba to lose her virginity. I said "no way hombre that's nuts you're still a virgin, I don't want to tear a labia", and she said "just do it you pussy, I don't want it to hurt!"

by brosefballin October 4, 2022

The Gatorade Mike

The act of pouring Gatorade on ones penis for a more flavorful and hydrating falatio experience

Bitches love the Gatorade Mike, cause it shows consideration for a woman's needs.

by brosefballin July 16, 2020

ghetto wet wipe

When you have a raw asshole or you're just environmental so you fold some TP over 3 times and put a little spittle on it to wipe your ass with a moist cloth rather than raw TP.

Wet wives clog the drains, even the flushable ones, so I use the ghetto wet wipe.

by brosefballin February 25, 2020

angerbaiting

A synonym for trolling, baiting someone into getting angry.

That bitch said something so stupid I went angerbaiting on the internet all last night.

by brosefballin February 25, 2020