Biggest loser you will ever meet. Chronically depressed
See that kid looking at memes he's such a mitchell wagers
by Albert Magnus October 20, 2016
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It's dumb. You're an idiot. Your plan is to try and trick it? You can't even trick ME!
Hym "My problem with the pascal's wager types is that they believe that the creature is a carefully constructed lie used to control the masses. It's just a gross kind of hubris or a false martyrdom. You're sacrificing yourself on the altar of your own disbelief. Like 'I don't believe it but THEY need to believe it because if THEY don't believe everything will be worse for everyone. And if I explain why I don't believe it I might convince other people not to believe it. And they NEED to believe it or they won't behave in the way they need to so I'll say I believe it and even try to convince people that it's real because it's better that people believe the thing I don't believe or they might not be good. I have a responsibility to make them good. I'm the gentle invisible hand that pushes humanity in the right direction at the cost of my own disbelief..' But that's just Infinite Tsukuyomi. It's not even that the endless dream is bad. Or even that it isn't real (in contradiction to the source material). It's that you're doing that to them. You don't get to decide that for them just because they can't get into your consciousness."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
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This is when your sharp and pound the shit out of a bad line at your favorite Sportsbook.
Sportman crushed the Books last night with his TABLE MAX WAGER.
by Mr Falcone October 26, 2007
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A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.
So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5
by Mr Falcone November 12, 2007
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When a comp 2k player asks a bum(aka random) to play a series either bo3, bo5 or bo7 for real money. Whoever wins gets the money that both teams put in the pot.
Stop taking trash if you're not gonna "wager me random."
You're free "wager me random" I need some money to feed my kids.
by RipPercs September 2, 2021
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the smaller portion on the "wager origin" derived from his parents...
big wager got game half wager got skin
by fuckaduckateegan December 25, 2004
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