tobias

Tobias is God in Asia. It has the body of a Pig surrounded by spiders and people believe that once he was a human that spent too much time among pigs in his early childhood until his body transformed into a pig.

"Bring me luck Tobias!"

by lamartinm May 28, 2015

Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist (analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

by tacostacos November 22, 2005

Tobias

Someone that cares about the humans around him

"Hey! Do you see this Tobias; he's helping everyone!'

by Oat6942069 June 10, 2021

tobias

A obese person, that is always looking for the opportunity to fuck a washing machine.

Hey, fat ass! stop being a tobias!!!!

by iufhioudfhgvoiudzhgiou October 30, 2013

Tobias

The gayest name the world has ever seen.

''Why do people call him gay?''

''His name is Tobias.''
''Oh.''

by OlliJuicer November 4, 2020

tobias

a spanish slang term with similar meaning to shit, poop, or crap

Don't go in there. I just took a dump, and it smells like tobias.

by MikeJones63748 March 4, 2009

Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

by tacostacos November 22, 2005